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I'd get wet with her anytime.
LOL Anmlmn, I WAS correct, you do like her!!
She can bring on her wetness mmmm
I thought she might appeal to you, Anmlmn...
TGIF
indeed, in every use of the term...
Nice way to start the weekend, thank-you Crazy, have a lovely weekend yourself!
thanks Iced, xx
Should be titled "Bushless Babe in the Bush(Water)" Just sayin. I'd do mouth to mouth if she needed it
When I did my first aid course I was taught mouth to mouth using a rather unpleasant rubberised torso …. she looks like she’d be far more fun especially if you were demonstrating the technique
@OldSaltySeaman Well if you stand behind me watching my technique you may learn a lot
why am I not surprised that you are on standby for that assistance, Gypsy?
@OldSaltySeaman lol Salty, yes, me too, she would be a far better way to learn to do it properly!
@crazysaman Well I am in healthcare lol
@crazysaman Now we are talking about CPR correct? LOL
@WanderingGypsy98 are we? besides you should be too sick to be doing CPR - or anything else - at the moment...
@WanderingGypsy98 it is said that you’re never too old to learn, and teachers who have passion for their subject are always worthy of my undivided attention. I do find I learn much more quickly if I’m hands on though.
@crazysaman who is talking about in this moment? I will get better in in a few days once this head cold and the crud in my lungs is gone.
@crazysaman, @OldSaltySeaman I think your idea of hands on may be a little different then what CPR involves
@crazysaman, @OldSaltySeaman CPR includes mouth to mouth and chest compressions I am thinking your idea of it includes a tongue when doing mouth to mouth and your chest compressions do not include doubling your hands together and 2 fingers below the sternum but each hand on a breast that don't include compressions. lol and hoping you don't feel a pulse so you can grab an AED and rip my top open to expose my itty bitties so you can perform your idea of mouth to nipples and do your compression somewhere else that's about 20 inches lower in the position shown
@WanderingGypsy98 happy to help massage your lungs to assist you getting rid of the crud....
@WanderingGypsy98 interesting what you are thinking about, those types of thought certainly never entered my mind.....
@crazysaman What is that smell? I think it's bullshit yup I'm calling you out lol
@WanderingGypsy98 madam! The very idea …. I was merely hoping to benefit from your undoubted knowledge in this area. Indeed I have had to draw myself a diagram with the measurement you indicated to fully understand the process you describe …. it’s certainly different from my first aid course…. sternum, ity bitties, compression! As for your congestion, can I suggest you might consider sucking on a ‘fisherman’s friend’ all the lady’s in port swear by this method. Failing that a menthol chest rub can be effective however please restrict yourself to your chest area as introducing menthol to more sensitive area will produce an uncomfortable level of heat. I am however relieved that you’re wearing a nice pair of woolly socks, it’s important to keep your feet warm when in a perilous state.
@WanderingGypsy98, @crazysaman does she not know we’re gentlemen?
@OldSaltySeaman Well I never drink a thick milky drink when I am ill, I am trying to get rid of the mucus not add to it lol. Now if the fishermans friend has casted a few times its not as thick then I can see some of the benefits. So you may have to cast a few times in the fishing hole first before you go to the mouth of the storm. How was that? Did i explain that correctly?
@WanderingGypsy98 lol, bust!! 😇😇😇
@OldSaltySeaman well, we are certainly men and we are always gentle...
Anyone would be a fool not to want you involved
@WanderingGypsy98 Thick milky drink? 🥛 No you can’t mean … 😳 ‘Fishermen’s friends’ are a menthol lozenge formulated to give Salty Seamen some relief from the cold and hazardous conditions. Im shocked … there you go again turning some innocent suggestion into some deprived sexual scenario …. 🫣 this suggests your cold may have turned into a fever … have you been tossing & turning a lot? Perhaps you are getting a bad case of ‘the vapours’ this may turn into full blow hysteria if not treated properly with precise stimulation of the affected areas ……
@crazysaman well said. The notion that faced with Gypsy’s delightful and scantily clad bottom or her lithe prostrate form, legs akimbo would in anyway cause either of us to loose our composure and indulge in unwarranted sexual shenanigans is simply preposterous
@OldSaltySeaman Menthol Lozenges? We call them Halls Cough drops here in the States lol. What did you think a young, naive, girl on an adult blog is gonna think a "Fisherman's Friend" is coming from an OldSaltySeaman? You know how many times I have heard "Hey want to see my little friend" and you as an older Salty(pun intended) Seaman tells me about his Fishermans Friend am I supposed to think it is? Your cat calling me lol. But hell I needed a good laugh this morning, your awesome Thank you
@WanderingGypsy98 I apologise …. I did rather set you up for that one! Hope you’re feeling better soon. Take care
@OldSaltySeaman It's all good I enjoy the cat and mouse you and crazy give thats why I enjoy this blog as much as I do. Yes I am feeling a little better the achiness is gone and now just coughing up the green slim so hopefully tomorrow evening it will be better and back to my chipper self xxxooo
@WanderingGypsy98 meeeow
Perky!
perky and sexy...
Very SEXY HOT!!! 😍🔥🤩😜🥰😁😊😉😘😋😈🍆💦🤤🤤🤤